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Speed Reading for Drunks? December 15, 2009

USA Today reports that almost half of college freshmen spend more time drinking (10.2 hours per week) than studying (8.4 hours per week).

Perhaps a reason for the disappointing college freshmen failure-rate. One solution might be to train students to drink faster so they can spend less time in getting plastered. Of course, the other solution may be to train these students to read and study faster so they can get more studying done in the available time between booze-binges. But it's a race against time - to fill the brain with knowledge before it gets too pickled to absorb anything.

So, if you're a college lush hoping to get a degree, try Speed Reading for Drunks!


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